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Movie Train - June 2012

Afterschool: Review

June 29th 2012 09:59
Afterschool starts off with a montage of Youtube clips that we’re all familiar with. A cat playing a piano, Saddam Hussein being hung, a father making his baby laugh. We’re shown a girl having sex and being humiliated on a porn website, and then meet the kid who’s watching it.

Rob is a sophomore at an elite NY boarding school and just doesn’t fit in. He’s a middle class kid in the land of the rich, and it doesn’t help that he’s extremely socially awkward. He spends most of his free time looking at video clips or porn on the internet, things that only seem to further push him away from understanding other people. The usual quick fixes (drugs, either from the school nurse or student drug dealers) don’t interest him and he becomes more of a recluse because of it.

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Obviously obsessed with filmmaking himself he’s enrolled in the school’s AV program and is in the middle of filming a hallway when a two popular twin girls smash through the door, bleeding and screaming. Rob walks over unsure of what to do, and one of the the girls bleeds to death in his arms while the film continues to roll. It turns out that the girls died from snorting coke that was laced with rat poison, and the school and its inhabitants will forever be changed.

Poor Rob was already a mess before, but this could be the breaking point.

Afterschool draws immediate comparisons to the works of Gus Van Sant and Michael Haneke, with all the style of the Elephant and the themes of Benny’s Video. It’s framed just like the former, in fact, and the slow pace and sense of dread you get is similar although there’s no big payoff at the end. You could call it a slow burn, if that burn led to anything. The film is completely filled with almost uncomfortably long shots that seem to almost be a criticism of our diminished attention spans.


But it also happens to be fairly predictable and you feel like the director could have made his point a little tighter. It’s one of those films that seems to think it’s a lot deeper than it really is- something I hated about Elephant, as well.

We all understand how desensitized we’re becoming as a society, how we are starting to care less and less about the loss of privacy. How sharing with strangers has become more important than living for ourselves. Have you been to a concert recently? You’ll just see a wave of people filming it with their goddamn cell phones instead of just experiencing what’s going on for themselves. Nothing is real anymore unless it’s captured on video or tweeted over the internet. The film realizes this- we don’t even really get a good look at the protagonist until well into the film, and then only through a camera.

The themes here are well worth exploring, it’s just the way it handles them that will turn most people off. It’s the kind of film that will get you talking, provided you don’t walk out of it before the end.

A truly interesting film that’s a bit more of a chore to sit through than it should be.

6.5 out of 10
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Snow White & The Huntsman: Review

June 26th 2012 15:16
Starring Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin and Bob Hoskins

Written by Evan Daugherty, John Lee Hancock and Hossien Amini

Directed by Rupert Sanders
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2012’s second reinvention of the classic Snow White tale, Snow White and the Huntsman, arrives in theaters this week hoping it can knock Will Smith out of the top slot. The movie unabashedly borrows from a multitude of sources, a more apt title may be Snow White and the Neverending Story of the Fellowship of the Chronicles of Narnia, but this is not necessarily something to be reviled as it produces a movie much better than my expectations.

We start with a Hemsworth narrated prologue in which we hear the origins of this version’s Snow White character. Snow White is a princess whose mother has passed away while she was still a child. Her father, the King, is then tricked into marrying the villainous Ravenna (Theron) who immediately betrays the King and assumes the throne with the help of her brother. The young Snow attempts to flee with the help of her childhood friend Matthew and his father, only to be thwarted. After years of imprisonment, the older Snow White (Stewart) is recognized by the legendary mirror on the wall as being the fairest of them all and the cause of Ravenna’s downfall. It’s when she is to be delivered to the Queen for execution that Snow manages an escape. Ravenna forces the Huntsman (Hemsworth) to go after her and he reluctantly agrees though he has no love for the queen. The Huntsman quickly discovers where Snow White is but becomes her protector, not her executioner. En route to one of her Father’s supporters, Matthew’s father, Snow encounters many including the Dwarves (Hoskins and a litany of English actors I will not ruin the surprise of here), Fairies, a mystical Elk and many more. The group, as she is now joined by the Elves in her journey, are pursued relentlessly by a group led by Ravenna’s brother Finn (Sam Spruell) and a group of followers including the also now grown Matthew (Claflin). The film continues through the Apple betrayal, a much different source this time around, all the way to final battle sequence for the kingdom at the end.

Snow White and the Huntsman succeeds in delivering the fun, popcorn munching experience that last month’s Battleship so clearly failed in doing. Charlize Theron is completely over the top here and enjoying every minute of it. She manages to bring gravitas to the role and her ultimate conclusion is very satisfying. Kristen Stewart manages to do nothing different than any of the Twilight pics, but even though she is playing the titular role in the film, her dialogue is kept to a minimum. She does deliver one the most underwhelming and lacklustre ‘rousing battle speech’ sequences in film history, but ultimately her performance is not poor enough to ruin the experience. Hemsworth does some fine work here and is on quite a roll right now with Cabin in the Woods and Avengers already out this year (and both of those are clearly superior to this). His Huntsman actually carries some emotional impact that a lesser actor cast for mere looks would have completely lost in translation. The dwarves are a fun reveal and almost all are recognizable faces.
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I mentioned before that the film borrows freely from other films, like having identical shots to The Fellowship’s trek through identical locations from the first Lord of the Rings film and a “dark woods” sequence that plays out very similar to the Swamp of Sorrows from Neverending Story. In fact the environmental impact from Ravenna’s rule is reminiscent of both films, with Ravenna pacing in here castle reminiscent of Saruman in his tower. That said the effects in this are solid, one sequence involving a Troll I thought was especially effective, and the fact that the film avoids one of those uber sappy sequences with Snow and one of her protectors that films like these almost always includes works for me a great deal.

Ultimately you could do a lot worse than watching this film, Snow White and the Huntsman is a recommend, not a strong one, but a recommend none the less.
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Brave: Film Review

June 25th 2012 11:42
Brave is a 200 million dollar animation film about a redhead tomboyish Scottish princess Merida, and is the first ever heroine centric Pixar creation. It is expected to open well and rule the box office charts for a few weeks. The overtly feminist 133-minute film will need a lot of luck to survive in long run.

Merida is the first child of the Scottish king Fergus and queen Elinor and more of a son than a daughter to them. She is a free-spirited girl who, instead of playing with dolls, wanders into deep jungle on her horse practicing archery skills. King Fergus dotes on her, but her mother is worried about the girl's future. She would like her to be a prim and proper princess with grace, well trained in royal etiquette, and fit enough to be a queen. This creates a lot of dissonance in mother-daughter relationship. Things come to the fore when three Lords, Macintosh, Macguffin, and Dingwall, arrive with their first-born male heirs seeking Merida’s hand in betrothal following the custom of the Scottish kingdom. Merida wants her suitors to take part in an archery contest. She knows they will fail. The Junior Dingwall hits the bull’s eye by sheer accident though. Merida does the unthinkable after that to the chagrin of her mother. She declares that she will be contesting for her own hand and hits the bull’s eye thrice. This creates a lot of discomfiture and uproar and the Lords are at loggerheads with king Fergus for being insulted by his impetuous and rebellious daughter. Elinor is very angry with Merida for being the cause of the brewing conflict. Merida runs away into the forest and follows a trail shown by will-o-the-wisps that lead her to an old sorceress who gives her a spell to sort out her problems with her mother.
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The spell backfires. It turns Elinor into a bear. This is a terrible development. King Fergus hates bears as he had lost his left leg in a fight with a legendary bear Mor’du. Now, Merida has to get her mother out of the royal castle and find a counter spell to transform her back into her old human form. She manages to get her ‘bear’ mother out with the help of her triplet kid brothers. She looks for the old sorceress who has gone away on a sojourn, leaving a complex cue for the cure. This is the time when Merida and Elinor bond as mother-daughter and develop a better understanding of each other. All ends well but before that Fergus almost kills his own wife. Merida defends her mother and has a sword fight with her thickheaded father who refuses to believe that the bear is his wife. The issue of Merida’s betrothal is also sorted out amicably and it is decided that royal progeny should be free to choose their own life-partners.

You develop a liking for the central character Merida. Her free-spirited attitude makes her very attractive. She is so much like Cher, the famous American singer and actor, with curly flaming red hair on her head. I liked her accented voice too (Kelly Macdonald) that goes so well with her slightly eccentric persona. However, there is very little else in the film to surprise and amaze the audience. Its script borrows heavily from live-action films of the genre including its central premise and the mother-daughter bonding theme that probably is more suited to grown up girls. We have seen and heard it before in countless other films. Its gags and jokes are old hats. The quality of animation is excellent but you are let down by the film’s content. One of the big gags in the film is a sequence when Elinor, in her bear avatar, tries to eat fish with improvised fork and knife made out of twigs, in the middle of the forest. Such gags are too commonplace and dull to work with an animation film audience that is constantly looking for novelty and big surprises. The film is predictable and has none of those grand moments of triumph in films like Madagascar 3 to sweep the audience off its feet.

One has not seen such a blatantly upfront stereotypically feminist animation film before. The male characters in the film come across as dense, and boorish jokers. They are an ugly lot with their out of shape brawny and bizarre physique. In contrast Merida and Elinor are intelligent, and good looking. In fact, there is none who can actually be a good match for Merida in the entire crowd of animated Scottish men. She is a far better archer than them and is also the bravest of the lot as the film’s title suggest, thus leaving menfolk bereft of their last remaining glory. The film’s story is written by Brenda Chapman and probably the heavily pronounced feminist perspective is her unique contribution to the project.
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The direction by Mark Andrews, Brenda Chapman, and Steve Purcell is competent but their screenplay is disappointing. Patrick Doyle’s music is good. Let us see how does the film do in India. Who knows, it may do well. Indian audiences have been enthusiastically patronizing ‘heroine-oriented’ films these days.

The film deserves three stars, one for the redhead princess Merida, one for Pixar’s excellent animation work, and one for it being the first ever full-fledged mass-marketed feminist animation film of the world.
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Rock of Ages: Review

June 24th 2012 14:27
Rock of Ages, the new comedy starring everyone and their mami (Seriously, the all-star cast includes Diego Boneta, Julianne Hough, Tom Cruise, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Alec Baldwin), opens in theaters on Friday, June 15 and it’s quite possibly the most fun you’ll have at the movies this summer.

The film, directed by Adam Shankman, is a non-stop musical comedy adventure that follows cutie Diego Boneta’s character Drew and Sherrie (Julianne Hough) as they fall in love while trying to live out their dreams of making it in 1980s Hollywood. To make ends meet, Drew and Sherrie work at The Bourbon, a seedy club on the Sunset Strip that's down on its luck. The club’s owners, Dennis & Lonny (Alec Baldwin & Russell Brand), started the career of one of rock music’s biggest acts, Stacee Jax (Tom Cruise), who’s agreed to play his last show with a band there before going solo. Meanwhile, Patricia Whitmore (Catherine Zeta-Jones) and her politician husband are trying to shut down The Bourbon and all the clubs like it on the strip -- not to mention rock 'n roll music in general.
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Rock of ages line-up

What ensues for 123 minutes is musical comedy genius, the kind you fell in love with watching Glee during its first (and arguably best) season. Sure, the characters break out into song at a moment’s notice, but even your guy won’t mind, because the music is made up of legendary rock songs like “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, “I Wanna Rock” and outstanding mashups like “We Built This City/We’re Not Gonna Take It”.

The movie is laugh-out-loud funny the entire way through, with Tom Cruise giving one of the funniest performances of his career. Also making his mark (and making us proud) is Mexican actor/singer Diego Boneta, who carries the film with Hough in what will surely be breakout roles for both of them.

Rock of Ages opens in theaters June 15. Check out the trailer below:
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If you love relentless action, neon colors, hilarious music numbers (‘I Like to Move It’) and lots of fur flying around, then Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted is an ideal stress reliever for you. (And the best part about such movies is you can always take a much needed nap when the child/children beside you are beside themselves with giggles.)

Directors Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath, and Conrad Vernon have really done a good job with pacing; you nearly don’t have time to take a breath from the incessant jokes. The movie is just right for the summer when the boredom of office doom begins to dissolve with the promise of picnics in the park, fireworks by night, cocktails by the pool and lots of blockbusters at the theatre.
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The Film Poster

In this installment of the Madagascar franchise the four NYC buddies from the Central Park Zoo end up in Monte Carlo, Paris and Rome, chasing their deceitful penguin friend-foes, who are the most hilarious thing here. Alex (Ben Stiller), Marty (Chris Rock), Melman (David Schwimmer) and Gloria (Jada Pinkett Smith) are also as funny as ever, with Marty winning me over in every frame he is in.

The slapstick scene in the casino is to die for, and there is a new dimension to the franchise with the introduction of poisonous gendarme Captain Chantal DuBois (Frances McDormand). In a chase that will make you hiccup with laughter she defies physics in ways that mimic some of the biggest (and stupidest) blockbusters, crashing through concrete walls as if they are raspberry jelly. Animals have to seek refuge on a circus train with a grumpy tiger Vitale (Bryan Cranston), enchanted seal Stefano (Martin Short) and foxy Jaguar named Gia (Jessica Chastain). A fiery romance is ignited between King Junien XIII (Sacha Baron Cohen) and a huge female bear in a tiny pink tutu but the merits of this plot development were questionable for me (even though I am sure Mr. Cohen enjoyed the part immensely).
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This is Rio three times faster and funnier, but the action does get a little tedious, and the directors try to dilute it with some slower moments of characters having to face their fears, or decide whether the cages of their beloved NYC zoo are their home or their prison. Don’t expect major character development or profound philosophical digressions; this if for fun only.

Verdict: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted is a rollercoaster of laughs where your jaw gets tired and your head is a little dizzy from the bright spectacle, supersonic speeds and spastic characters you love so much. Perfect for a summer pre-lunch matinee.
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Battleship: Review

June 19th 2012 15:01
The film follows a character named Alex Hopper (Kitsch). In the beginning Hopper is mainly a screw up, getting in trouble with the law and not having any real direction. After one night of breaking into a store to impress a girl named Sam (Decker), his brother gets fed up and tells him to join the U.S. Navy.

The film suddenly cuts to an unspecified amount of time later where Alex is now a Lieutenant and has gotten together with Sam who happens to be the Pacific Admiral's (Neeson) daughter. We catch up with Alex as he is participating in a Naval event with 13 other nations. As they begin an exercise they come across an alien craft that begins an attack on Earth. After Alex's brother is killed he is advanced to captain and has to fight back against the alien threat.

There are so many things wrong with this plot, mainly the entire alien invasion scenario. However my problem really comes with the character arc of Alex. Through out the entire film everyone says that he has all this potential, and yet we never really see signs of it until the very end. Not to mention the fact that it just skips his entire time of training, out of two hours they couldn't even throw in a montage?
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His plot kind of reminded me of the story Captain Kirk had in the 2009 Star Trek film. In that movie Kirk was a rebellious character but over his time at the academy we actually got to see the potential and smarts he had, so despite him being a bit of a jackass he was also likeable, plus he had a crew that was likable too, and well acted to boot.

In "Battleship" we see something similar, Alex is rebellious and he is thrust into the captain spot too, however we haven't seen any of the potential people talk about, he is never really likeable, and the crew he takes over isn't likeable either really. This causes the majority of the film to go down because this is the character we are rooting for and yet he just isn't that great.

The acting is awful too. I don't know if we are going to be seeing Taylor Kitsch in many movies after this as his track record may be starting to work against him here. He doesn't give any life to the character Alex, not that there was that much to work with but Kitsch never adds any depth to him, simmilar how he added no depth to John Carter.

The only shining spot of acting was Liam Neeson who probably only has 13 minutes of screen time at most. Other then that we get to see Brooklyn Decker play a love interest, which is fine, only the romantic development all took place off screen so we don't really get to see how the relationship between her and Alex was built.

The rest of the crew with Alex was awful too, expecially Rihanna who really had no business being in here. Jesse Plemons also played a member of the crew, the comic relief character, unfortunately the dialouge he is given is not funny in the least.

Another character who was poorly played was Mick Canales, who was portrayed by Gregory D. Gadson, a real life amputee and former member of the US Army. The problem with him in this movie though, like "Act of Valor," is that he couldn't really act. Every ounce of dialouge he delivers is done in a melotone voice. This is bad because when you have such an unbelievable event happening in the film like an alien invasion, someone reacting like he does to everything just takes a person out of the experience.

But of course, the main reason that this film was made is special effects and action, and some of it was alright. Unlike some of the Michael Bay "Transformers" films, you can actually tell what the hell is going on in some of the battle sequences, there are also moments where they have to use a bit of strategy in battling the Alien ships. However at the same time they have these round alien attack ships that just blow up random things and, the film could have done with out them. The special effects are nice though.

"Battleship" was a hard enough premise to take from a board game and adapt it to a feature length film. Maybe if they would have turned it into a tv series it might have worked better. But as a film it just failed, the main character is never really likeable, the aliens don't have that original of a design, the side characters are annoying and despite having some clever action moments, they are for the most part few and far between. It's not the worst summer blockbuster out there, but it's still pretty bad. 2/5
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Wanderlust: Review

June 16th 2012 19:12
Wagging a limp dick at a host of up-to-the-minute issues, Wanderlust manages to feel current, and relatively funny, without ever becoming particularly pointed, resulting in a floppy but satisfactory middlebrow comedy. Although the film relies heavily on gross-out gags, from penis visuals (mostly thanks to a continually naked Joe Lo Truglio, playing a good-natured nudist) to dangling placenta and public defecation, its most strident elements are also its least amusing, distracting from the quieter observational jabs and low-key absurdism that form the movie's core. The satire may be broad and lamely presented, but Wanderlust remains generally solid, because it's handling of finer details and interpersonal relationships is far more acute.
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Exiled from their newly purchased West Village "micro-loft" after a day of synchronized but separate work calamities, George (Paul Rudd) and Linda (Jennifer Aniston) flee New York City to regroup with family in Atlanta. They end up staying with George's unbearable brother Rick, played by Ken Marino as a monstrously successful boor, pulling in six figures a year renting Porta Potties. Rick spouts racist jokes and bullying swipes toward his younger brother, clogging up these early scenes, which already suffer from a debilitating sense of manic broadness. Things get easier to bear after the couple flees, heading back to the idyllic bed and breakfast/hippie commune they'd visited on the drive down.

The action still seems overdriven in these introductory scenes, aiming for explosive crudity as it sketches out this progressive kibbutz, amping up the coarse humor that helped make the director's Role Models a box-office success. The jokes get more toned down and effective as Wain and company ease into the absurdist style of The State (five members of which are represented here), establishing the rhythms of the commune, a place whose no-rules edict actually masks a complicated system of behavioral codes. It's a setting that's populated by all kinds of gently handled stereotypes, from the long-haired renegade messiah Seth (Justin Theroux), introduced with a lamb wrapped around his shoulders, to the acid-scorched antique Carvin (Alan Alda), with his jumbled memories and motorized scooter.

Wanderlust remains regressive beneath its contemporary trappings, though with slight tweaks to the usual husband-wife dynamic, which thankfully finds the woman fomenting the action while the man holds back on the sidelines, falling closer to the Bridesmaids approach than most of the male-driven material from the Judd Apatow camp. Although Linda quickly takes to the vegan diet and pastoral setting, George is slowly driven away by the passive-aggressive undercurrents of the community, with its roaming animals, complete lack of doors, and flawed barter system.

The eventual conflict balances two comparably horrible settings, contrasting the rage-fueled nightmare of George's brother house with the quieter hell of the commune, a place where no one seems perturbed after George's car, now community property, somehow ends up in the lake. The conclusion is that selfishness motivates nearly everyone, and rules exist for a reason, coming down hard on the side of devoted monogamy. It's a bleak, cloistered vision of mid-recession life, one whose realities never get fully explored in the madcap scramble that closes the film.

Luckily, there's always the latter-day paradise of Brooklyn to soothe exhausted souls, and Wanderlust fudges its third-act problems a bit to grant its harried characters a welcome middle ground, which hints at a bohemian lifestyle without having to suffer its negatives. It's an ending that reflects the overall feel of the movie, remaining amiable despite reductive characterization and persistently jittery tone. Wanderlust may fail as satire, but its absurdist slant and eye for detail sustain it through its cruder passages.
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21 Jump Street: Review

June 15th 2012 16:42
Directed by Christopher Miller and Phil Lord

Story:
Police recruits Schmidt and Jenko (Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum) have known each other since high school, when they were in opposing social circles, though when they attend the Police Academy together, they become buddies and then partners. After they botch up catching a drug ring, they're forced into a revived program where baby-faced police officers go undercover at high schools, run by the tough Captain Dickson (Ice Cube), and they're sent to infiltrate a high school where a dangerous designer drug has been killing students.
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Analysis:
Based on the last few attempts, the thought of remaking an old television show as a movie doesn't bode a lot of confidence and there've been so many police buddy action comedies in the past few decades, one wonders how many ideas are left. This may partially be why in the hands of co-writer and Exec. Producer Jonah Hill, this take on the "21 Jump Street" idea of undercover cops in high school actually works far better than expected.

It starts out with some easy laughs by showing Hill's nerdy Schmidt in high school sporting an Eminem haircut that must have felt like the height of cool to himself but nobody else, which may be why he's made the butt of jokes by Channing Tatum's popular jock Jenko. Years later, the two bond at the Police Academy over the way they compliment each other by making up for each other's weaknesses. Having your friend as a partner doesn't make up for dumb mistakes though, which gets them thrown into an undercover program where they're forced to relive the angst of their high school days.

Following a simple three-act structure, "21 Jump Street" introduces the characters, puts them into a situation, throwing a few obstacles in their way before ending with an action-packed resolution. If it was just about putting these two guys into the most uncomfortable situations, it would probably run out of steam pretty quickly, but instead, it uses the premise to explore friendship and how things change when roles are reversed.

The action-comedy pairing of Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum may seem like an odd one on paper, but like the partnership of Jenko and Schmidt, it works perfectly since they compliment each other so well, especially when they're taken out of their comfort zones, essentially whenever Hill does action and Tatum gets to make himself the butt of a joke. The movie's funniest moments are when they're together since they really play off each other well, but they both have a lot of crazy things to do like Hill's brilliant performance of a song from "Peter Pan," done with drug-induced gusto. Far too often, he resorts to physical comedy or fat jokes at his own expense, which sometimes take away from some of the overall cleverness in some of the gags.

They're surrounded by a great cast with Ice Cube bringing something extra fun to the tough police captain role that would normally be a cliche, taken even further into meta territory with an NWA tune in the soundtrack that has Ice Cube giving himself a shout-out. Dave Franco plays a similar wise-ass role as the one he played on "Scrubs," as the popular guy in school dealing drugs, while the talented Brie Larson makes a convincing love interest for Hill's character. There are also smaller recurring bits by funny TV character actors like Ellie Kemper, Jake M. Johnson and Nick Offerman, which sadly makes Rob Riggle the weakest link as the creepy gym teacher that doesn't even compare to some of the great stuff he did in "The Other Guys" and "The Hangover."

Directing duo Chris Miller and Phil Lord, the braniacs behind Sony Animation's inspired "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs," make a fine transition to live-action comedy, bringing the same sense of humor and timing they brought to their animated debut. For instance, many comedies have done drug-taking montages, but they take it into strange new territory that makes it funnier than it ought to be and they thrive in the film's R-rated setting.

They also do an impressive job with the action scenes taking on car chases and gunfights that are as good as anything out there, while at the same time poking fun at typical action movie cliches that makes those action scenes seem far more original. Add to that a well-placed joke about Hollywood's need to update old ideas and make them new again which should quickly quiet any detractors who might want to dismiss the movie due to its connection to the 80s TV series. But seriously, other than the title and the general premise, this is a different animal that would have worked just as well if called something else.

There are lots of great surprises along the way including one that delivers in a much better way anyone could ever imagine though the last act still falters somewhat because the general plot is set up in a way where things can only go in one of two directions. By then, you will love the duo of Hill and Tatum so much it will be easy to forgive how the plot has forced itself into a corner.

The Bottom Line:
While "21 Jump Street" may not fully redefine the buddy cop action-comedy genre, it seems vibrant and fresh due to the brilliant pairing of Hill and Tatum, the type of classic comedy duo that works so well it makes every moment delightfully fun and entertaining
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Prometheus: Film Review

June 14th 2012 11:39
Be careful what you wish for, especially if it involves figuring out who invented humankind.

That's the warning at the heart of Prometheus, a visual feast of a 3D sci-fi movie that has trouble combining its high-minded notions about the origins of the species and its Alien -based obligation to deliver oozy gross-out moments. Ridley Scott's third venture into science fiction, after Alien in 1979 and Blade Runner in 1982, won't become a genre benchmark like those classics despite its equivalent seriousness and ambition, but it does supply enough visual spectacle, tense action and sticky, slithery monster attacks to hit the spot with thrill-seeking audiences worldwide.
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The Greek titan Prometheus got in trouble for stealing fire from Zeus and putting man on the same level as the gods. Presuming that humans won't rest until we discover where we came from and how we got here, Prometheus proposes that not very long from now, in 2093 to be precise, a plausible source of human life will not only be found but reached by space explorers backed, not surprisingly, by private, not government, interests.

The striking opening sequence (shot in Iceland) reveals scientist Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace, the original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo) discovering ancient cave paintings indicating the likely arrival on Earth of extraterrestrials many thousands of years ago. Such evidence points to the source as a moon in a small solar system a vast distance away, but not out of reach of a trillion-dollar spacecraft built by Weyland Industries.

The buildup and arrival are the best part of the film, suggesting a sense of inquiry and genuine sort of thoughtfulness that promise a truly weighty slice of speculative fiction. Not that this territory hasn't been amply mined in the past: In fact, the particulars of the ship's interior design, visual projections, hibernating crew members, sports workout routines and Michael Fassbender's robot character as a sort of ambulatory HAL with an obsession to look and speak like Peter O'Toole in Lawrence of Arabia, which he likes to watch, are unavoidably reminiscent of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Little by little, however, elements of other, less philosophical films come into play, including Fantastic Voyage, Rosemary's Baby and, inevitably, Alien. Arriving on the rugged, outwardly lifeless moon, the 17 crew members notice pyramid-like structures that were clearly not fashioned by nature. Inside, the elaborate tunnels and chambers possess moisture, elaborate writing, a large statue of a human head and, more alarming, countless small cylinders that produce a sticky mud-like substance, and an apparent human head.

It doesn't take long for the crew's number to be reduced by untoward circumstances, nor for doubt to set in about the true agenda not only of Fassbender's David, who can be quietly amusing, but of Charlize Theron's Meredith Vickers, the chilly Weyland executive on board who condescendingly treats everyone else, including the ship's captain (Idris Elba), as vastly inferior employees.

Elizabeth and her scientist boyfriend Charlie (Logan Marshall-Green) continue to spar about the potential momentousness of their journey -- she, who wears a cross, hopes to find confirmation of her religious beliefs that will point to the existence of a traditional creator, while he is convinced that what they discover will merely prove once and for all that Darwin was right. But such rarefied considerations are thrown overboard when aliens start materializing, shooting their tentacles where you definitely don't want them, getting someone pregnant and otherwise causing the same sort of mayhem they always have in outer-space monster films.

As the survivors are pared down to a precious few, the grisliness and gross-out quotient increases; a self-inflicted cesarian section may be a screen first (certainly the result of it is), while Fassbender's fate is similarly imaginative and far funnier. This project started life as an intended prequel to Alien but morphed into something else. Unfortunately, the closer it comes to a climax, the more you feel the elements being lined up to set the stage for a sequel to this film, most of all in a coda that feels like a craven teaser trailer for the next installment.

Scott doubles his Alien pleasure with not just one but two strong female roles here. Rapace credibly expresses her character's combined scientific and religious convictions -- ”It's what I choose to believe,” she insists -- and is more than up to the physical requirements of some very intense scenes. Theron is in ice goddess mode here, with the emphasis on ice (and this just as her turn in Snow White and the Huntsman is about to open) but perfect for the role all the same.

Blonded up, perfect of diction and elegant of body, Fassbender seems almost alarmingly neutered at first as the ship's all-purpose valet but excels as he's allowed to begin injecting droll comedy into his performance. As the captain, Elba has a few strong moments standing up to his “boss,” Theron, while the other actors are mostly cannon fodder, save for an unrecognizable Guy Pearce in a late-on role.

Technically, Prometheus is magnificent. Shot in 3D but without the director taking the process into account in his conceptions or execution, the film absorbs and uses the process seamlessly. There is nary a false or phony note in the effects supervised by Richard Stammers, which build upon the outstanding production design by Arthur Max. Dariusz Wolski's graceful and vivid cinematography synthesizes all the elements beautifully in a film that caters too much to imagined audience expectations when a little more adventurous thought might have taken it to some excitingly unsuspected destinations.
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Men in Black 3: Film Review

June 9th 2012 15:37
Plotwise, Men In Black 3 is definitely an improvement from that hard-to-watch second installment, a decade ago. Men In Black 3 is surprisingly enjoyable. It’s fair to doubt this one because the production itself went through some problems and numerous script rewrites but Men In Black 3′s simple straightforward way of eliminating boss Zed, previously played by the troubled Rip Torn, and its way of exploring what exactly made agent K so quiet and secretive are the very things that will keep you engaged from start to finish.
The concept is a bit lazy, I say that because usually when Hollywood runs out of ideas, they’d settle for either sex or time travel, but for the most part, the formulas including Rick Baker’s makeup FX, Will Smith’s smartass brand of humor, and Josh Brolin’s impression of younger Tommy Lee Jones, work in this film’s favor…
men in black 3 tommy lee jones will smith

Director Barry Sonnenfeld takes Men in Black 3 back to its original fun and wittiness with outrageous alien creatures that are meant to be scary, cartoonish, and comical at the same time. The story also features 1969 era, so there’s a bit of retro look and feel to it that would surely entertain, Bill Hader as Andy Warhol is definitely an extra credit.
Each design that Rick Baker has for the aliens is frightening but the type that you can’t keep your eyes off it, when you let a master like Baker do his thing, he’ll run with his ideas and the rest is history.
What I enjoy about Men in Black 3 is that it explores the very advice that Agent K lives by, it asks “questions you don’t know want to know the answers to”.

Will Smith returns his agent K mode, his Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air jokester style, where it borders funny and annoying when the exposure is too much. But Will plays it chill and there are scenes that require him to unleash his dramatic side and they suddenly remind us why he’s not only a charming goofball, but he’s also an Oscar nominee.
It’s sad to see a great actor like Tommy Lee Jones takes a back seat to Will Smith once again but Jones gracefully does his part with no complaint. As the seemingly emotionless agent K, Jones is comfortable in his element.
But the man of the hour is none other than Josh Brolin who not only does a brilliant Tommy Lee Jones impersonation, he also gives you what Tommy Lee Jones’ agent K may behave like if he’s lighten up. Brolin is definitely one of the most underrated chameleon actors of our time who can disappear in his characters, and playing younger agent K is yet another evidence of that.
The story is very well structured, and I’m not sure which scribe to than for that, but giving answers or backstories to some of these familiar characters, while keeping the tone fun and humorous, does serve as the perfect closure, it goes to show why those two agents have each other’s back no matter what.
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Most Successful Movies of... Russell Crowe...do you agree?

1. Gladiator (2000)
gladiator russell crowe 2000

Total Gross: 457,640,427 $


2. Robin Hood (2010)
robin hood

Total Gross: 321,669,741 $


3. A Beautiful Mind (2001)
a beautiful mind 2001

Total Gross: 313,542,341 $


4. American Gangster (2007)
american gangster russell crowe

Total Gross: 266,465,037 $


5. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World(2003)
master and commander russell crowe far side of the world

Total Gross: 210,477,920 $


6. L.A. Confidential (1997)
la confidential

Total Gross: 126,216,940 $


7. Body of Lies (2008)
body of lies russell crowe leonardo dicaprio

Total Gross: 115,097,286 $

8. Cinderella Man (2005)
cinderella man russell crowe

Total Gross: 108,539,911 $


9. State of Play (2009)
state of play russell crowe ben affleck

Total Gross: 87,812,371 $


10. 3:10 to Yuma (2007)
3:10 to yuma russell crowe western

Total Gross: 70,016,220 $
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The Dictator review

June 8th 2012 10:21
The Dictator is different from the other of Sacha Baron Cohen's films as it’s on a bigger budget and you can tell this from the production of the film for the costumes, cameo roles and complete style of the film compared to his earlier movies.

What I do have to say is that The Dictator isn’t afraid to poke fun and insult almost everyone and even to the point of making fun of 911 whilst on a sight-seeing helicopter ride with some American tourists, too soon, not too sure, but it does touch on a nerve.
sacha baron cohen the dictator borat bruno

The film is politically satirical and it is funny, funny to the point that the audience, during my viewing, were in stitches even at parts of the film where you laugh out loud and then quickly think to yourself “Oh No! Should I really be laughing at that!”, such as the woman going in to labour and Aladeen helping her deliver, leading to some rather uneasy shots of inside the woman with his hands in there and his mobile phone!!!!

It is nice that The Dictator is more like a film and by that I mean it’s not like the last to Sacha Baron Cohen films that seem to be reality/mocumentary style. This does flow a lot better than those, yes there are those moments where the film does have those slightly long pauses, but then bam! You’re hit with something that just has you in fits and giggles again.


Overall Thoughts On The Dictator

If you love Sacha Baron Cohen, then you’ll love the film, if you don’t like him, then still give it a go, I don’t like him and I was laughing my way through most of the film, but do go in with an open mind as you will probably be offended or shocked at least once during the film.

You can watch the trailer below:
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Top 10 Films with Dragons

June 6th 2012 14:31
Following the success of the 2010 film - "How to Train Your Dragon", here is a top 10 of the best films involving dragons.

1. Dragonheart (1996)
dragonheart


2. Spirited Away (2001)
spirited away


3. The Neverending Story (1984)
never ending story 1984


4. How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
how to train your dragon


5. Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire (2005)
harry potter and the goblet of fire


6. Mulan (1998)
mulan disney


7. Pete's Dragon (1977)
pete's dragon disney


8. Dragonslayer (1981)
dragonslayer disney


9. Reign of Fire (2002)
reign of fire


10. Dragon Wars (2007)
dragon wars


That's mine and the box-offices top 10 films with dragons. Do you agree? Leave your's below in the comments please...
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Dark Shadows Review

June 6th 2012 14:12
Starring: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, Chloe Moretz, Johnny Lee Miller

Director: Tim Burton

Rating: 6/10
johnny depp tim burton dark shadows bonham-carter
Depp stars in Tim Burton's latest masterpiece Dark Shadows

Dark Shadows marks the eighth collaboration between Tim Burton and Oscar nominated actor Johnny Depp, the first huge hit - Alice In Wonderland back in 2010.

The movie is a film-based take on the 1960's TV series Dark Shadows and sees Depp playing the character of Barnabus Collins.
Barnabas is a rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green).
A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire and then burying him alive.

Two centuries later, Barnabas is freed from his tomb and emerges into the strange world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin.

The movie itself, no matter how beautiful and gothic it looks thanks to the work of Depp/Burton lacks any real identity and you get the feeling that Tim Burton didn’t really know what type of movie he was making. But this minor problem is balanced up by the brilliance of Johnny Depp, who yet again pulls out a great performance - not his best, but so nearly.

The film is no where near funny enough to be called a comedy, but there are a few good gags in it, and it’s not scary enough to be called a horror so it just sort of wobbles in between the two.

Dark Shadows is a mix of horror, romance, teen angst, rivalry, family loyalty that it just gets bogged down in all of the different elements that the story really does lose its way. Its like a sandwich with too much crammed into it, and therefore this makes it loose some of its appeal. However what I will say is that the movie looks fantastic, which is something that we have come to expect from Burton over they years,

There is a real gothic feel to the movie in some places and the likes of Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Helena Bonham carter and Michelle Pfeiffer do look fantastic a their appearances fit perfectly with this gothic theme.

Depp is the major saving grace of the movie as this is another flamboyant and off the wall role or him, something that he does so perfectly, similar to his bizaare role as Captain Jack, in Pirates of the Carribbean.

Barnabus is an old fashioned vampire who finds himself stuck in the seventies but he brings some very charming beliefs with him; the importance of family and how you can’t achieve anything without hard work.
The clash of the old and the new works really well as the Collins family take Barnabus in and help him find a new place in the world while Barnabus has a few things to teach them.

But sadly all the best bits of the movie really were put in the trailer and it doesn’t even come to close to living up to the very high expectations that everyone had for it. This movie really should have played to Burton’s strengths as gothic horror really has been his forte over the years but Dark Shadows really falls way short of what we have come to expect from this director in this genre. Overall, not bad, but not as good as some of the other masterpieces produced by the Depp / Burton partnership.

Dark Shadows is out now, you can watch the trailer below:

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Les Miserables Trailer Review

June 5th 2012 15:19
Plot Summary:"Les Miserables" is the motion-picture adaptation of the beloved worldwide stage musical sensation watched by more than 60 million people in 42 countries and in 21 languages. The musical itself has broken box-office records and is now into its 25th year. Directed by Academy Award-winning director, Tom Hooper, famous for his work on "The King's Speech" and starring the acting talents of Hugh Jackman, Oscar winner Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway and Eddie Redmayne.
hugh jackman jean valjean les miserables trailer 2012
Jackman as Tom Hooper's Jean Valjean

The story is set against the gothical backdrop of 19th-century France as it tells a gripping story of broken dreams and undenying love, sacrifice and redemption. The film is a timeless classic and should not be missed. Hugh Jackman plays the lead role, ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, hunted for decades after he broke his prison parole by ruthless policeman Javert (Russell Crowe). When Valjean agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's (Hathaway) young daughter, Cosette, their lives change forever.

In December 2012, Tom Hooper's masterpiece, adapted from the thrilling tale by Victor Hugo will be released onto the big screen in all its musical glory. But judging by the trailer which includes the soundtrack of "I Dreamed A Dream", this film will blow everyone's minds as well as the box-offices and people's perceptions of an emotional film.

You can watch the movie trailer below:
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Movie Train Takeover

June 5th 2012 15:05
Hi film fans, m name is Matthew Jackson, I am a huge film fan and blogger and have just been given the reins to save this blog from decline.

A little bit about myself...I am 18 years old and live in a little town on the east coast of England. I have a love for films, blogging and "good" music. I a very active blogger posting between 3-10 posts daily between my three blogs. I have had a lot of experience and have been an avid reader of this, the Movie Train blog for over the past 2 years, so when I saw that it was on the Inactive Blogs list I was worried to loose an excellent blog (thanks to all the brilliant previous posts from Morgan Bell) so I clicked the button to take over and save this blog.

Do not dispair if you think that this means that everything about the blog has to change. No it doesn't, not at all! I have been doing thorough research in Morgan's writing style over the last few weeks and making note of everything that she includes in her blog posts, therefore be loyal to the blog and I'm sure that you will not notice a different in the style at all.

Thanks for your loyal readership and I hope you enjoy reading the Movie Train blog in the future.

Regards,
Matt Jackson
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Top Ten Jim Carrey Films

June 5th 2012 14:11
After consulting film reviews and box office sales for all the blockbusters made containing the actorial talents of Jim Carrey I managed to compile a top ten selection of his best films that everyone should watch - and if you haven't already you have been seriously missing out!

1. The Truman Show (1998)

truman show jim carrey


2. Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
me myself irene jim carrey


3.Bruce Almighty (2003)
bruce almighty jim carrey


4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
eternal sunshine spotless mind jim carrey


5. Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
lemony snicket series of unfortunate events jim carrey


6. Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
fun with dick and jane jim carrey


7.Horton Hears a Who (2008)
horton hears a who dr seuss jim carrey


8. Yes Man (2008)
yes man jim carrey


9. A Christmas Carol (2009)
a christmas carol dickins jim carrey


10. Dumb and Dumber (1994)
dumb and dumber jim carrey



And those that narrowly missed out on the Top 10, but are still brilliant films - Ace Ventura 1&2, The Mask and I Love You Phillip Morris.


What would you have put as your top 10? Comment below.
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